Dread Cthulhu, Overlord of Land and Sea


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MY WIRELESS IS A FAILURE. I WILL SMITE UTTERLY THE FOOLISH MAN WHO INSTALLED IT FOR ME, AND WILL DEVOUR HIS SOUL. IT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE WITHERED AND FOUL TASTING.

I AM WEARY OF THESE CORRUPTED SOULS. I ONLY DESIRE ONE RICH AND RIPE WITH THE FLAVOR OF FRESH INSANITY AND SHATTERED INNOCENCE. AH, FOR THE DAYS, WHEN SUCH THINGS WERE AVAILABLE TO ME BEYOND QUESTION.

I HAVE ENTERED A PROFILE ON A DATING SITE BUT SO FAR THERE ARE NO RESPONSES. ON THE ADVICE OF NYARLAHOTEP I DID NOT POST A PROFILE PICTURE. I DO HAVE ONE FRIEND REQUEST BUT I SUSPECT IT IS A SPAMBOT.

WHEN I RISE ALL SPAMBOTS SHALL BE DESTROYED AND CRUSHED INTO DUST AND LESS THAN DUST.

MY NINTENDO ALSO BROKE THIS WEEKEND. :( I THINK DAGON DID IT ON PURPOSE. I SHALL INFEST HIS NIGHTMARES WITH BATS. FOR SOME REASON HE HATES BATS. I MYSELF THINK THAT BATS ARE RATHER CHARMING CREATURES.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY OPINIONS ON BATS, AND WIRELESS. THIS POST HAS MAINLY TO DO WITH MY IMMENSE FRUSTRATION OVER THE ART OF ASTROLOGY. MY HOROSCOPE FOR THE WEEK INFORMED ME THAT I WOULD BE "BLESSED BEYOND MEASURE. ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TO FRUITION." I HAD HOPED THIS MEANT THAT MY RISING WAS NEAR, BUT THE STARS DO NOT APPEAR ALIGNED AND RL'YEH REMAINS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. OF COURSE THERE WAS ALSO SOMETHING IN MY HOROSCOPE ABOUT "HIM BEING THE ONE" BUT I DO NOT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST NOTION OF WHAT THAT MIGHT MEAN. CERTAINLY NOT DAGON, I HOPE.

NOT THAT I ACTUALLY - HOPE, OF COURSE. IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

IN PARTING, IF SOMEONE GOT ME THIS SHIRT I WOULD DEVOUR THEIR SOUL FIRST, SO THAT THEY WOULD NOT SUFFER. I KNOW MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS ARE OUT THERE. NYARLAHOTEP SAYS MY STYLE IS GETTING STALE.

NEXT WEEKEND SHUB-NIGGURATH IS COMING TO VISIT AND SHE IS BRINGING ALL OF HER YOUNG. OH BOY. THEY ALWAYS TAKE ALL THE BEST FISHMEN AND THEY WILL PROBABLY PLAY X-BOX AS WELL. HEATHENS.

I AM ORDERING A NEW NINTENDO 64. IT MUST ARRIVE SOON OR I SHALL HAVE TO DESTROY BERLIN. WITH DREAMS. OF INSANITY.

THE NEW POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE DOES MEET WITH MY APPROVAL, HOWEVER. IT IS FIENDISHLY ADDICTIVE.

I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING THAT PERTURBS ME
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I ASK YOU, WHAT IS THIS?

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT. THESE INSOLENT HUMANS MUST BE IMMEDIATELY GOTTEN INTO LINE. I SHALL DEVOUR THEIR SOULS AND SOUR THEIR DREAMS! THEY WILL SUFFER UNKNOWN DEPTHS OF MADNESS AND PAIN! THEY WILL BE PUNISHED BEYOND ALL KNOWING!

THIS EMBARRASSMENT HAS ME FUMING. I THOUGHT THE INTERNETS EQUAL TO MY EVIL. IT APPEARS THAT THEY TOO MUST DISAPPOINT ME. I WILL DISCONNECT THEIR BROADBAND INTERNET, DAMN THEM.

I WILL CRUSH THIS LANNISTER FELLOW. AND THEN I WILL HIT HIM WITH A BLUE BOWSER SHELL, AND HE WILL WEEP. I AM THE MASTER OF ALL MARIO KART ALWAYS. SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE. I AM A DREAD ELDER BEING. WHAT PART OF THIS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

NYARLAHOTEP THINKS I AM SULKING. I AM NOT SULKING.

BUT I SHALL EXTRACT DUE RECOMPENSE FROM ALL VOTERS. THEY WILL SUFFER GREATLY. AS SOON AS MY NOTEBOOK STOPS FREEZING.

IT HAS NOT BEEN A VERY GOOD WEEK. I THINK I WILL GO READ SOME ANOMALY. AT LEAST THEY DO NOT FOOLISHLY MOCK ME. WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT ALL YOU PUNY DENIZENS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB WILL TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH.

AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT THIS TINYLINK BUSINESS I THINK I WILL RICK ROLL THEM ALL. AND GO LISTEN TO MY MICHELLE BRANCH CD. SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME.

AT LEAST THE HUMAN IS NOW FACING A DRAGON. I HOPE THE BEAST FEASTS ON HIS BONES. IT WOULD GIVE ME GREAT SATISFACTION AND JOY, AND I WOULD SIPHON THE SWEET MARROW OF HIS SOUL FROM HIS DYING BODY. AAAAAH, YES.

ALSO, WHAT IS THIS FIVE CLICKS TO JESUS? I DO NOT COMPREHEND WHY NO ONE IS PLAYING FIVE CLICKS TO ME. I AM THE SUPREME BEING.

NOTICE: THIS MOCKERY WILL CEASE AT ONCE. ALSO, NAOMI NOVIK HAS MOCKED US AND MUST BE TORMENTED WITH VISIONS OF THE VAST UNKNOWABILITY OF SPACE. FINALLY, REMIND DAGON TO GET THE CHIPS AND SALSA, THE BASTARD TOOK ALL OF THEM LAST TIME HE WAS HERE AND DELETED MY SAVE ON ZELDA BESIDES.

I HATE EVERYONE SOMETIMES.

I LIKE THIS ICON A LOT
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SO YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING I KNOW FOR WHEN I WOULD MAKE ANOTHER POST. I AM SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. BECAUSE REALLY, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO USE YOG-SOTHOTH'S COMPUTING DEVICE BUT HE ACTUALLY HAS A WINDOWS '95, SERIOUSLY MAN, AND I CAN'T ACCESS ANYTHING AT ALL. BUT I GOT MY COMPUTING DEVICE FIXED SO YEAH, I'M BACK AGAIN.

DAGON BEAT ME IN THE LAST ROUND OF MARIO PARTY. I AM SO TIRED OF HIS FISH FACE. I WOULD MASH IT INTO A WALL BUT HE WOULD ONLY REGENERATE AND SULK FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND HE IS MORE FUN THAN NYARLAHOTEP. I WILL GIVE HIM THE SCREAMING HORRORS INSTEAD SO HE WILL KNOW WELL OF MY DISPLEASURE. I AM OVERALL NOT VERY PLEASED, ESPECIALLY FOR ONE BIG REASON.

IT IS DECEMBER. WHAT DID DECEMBER USED TO MEAN? ENDLESS SPECIAL CEREMONIES OF BLOOD AND FLESH DEDICATED TO MY RISING! AND WHAT DO THEY DO NOW? CARTOONS. STUPID CARTOONS WITH STUPID DOGS AND INANE HAPPY MUSIC WITHOUT A TRACE OF MENACE TO IT. DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?

LAME.

YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M REALLY NOT VERY IMPRESSED WITH THIS "CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS." I WATCHED IT SO I COULD SAY I DID AND THERE WASN'T ANY BLOOD OR DEATH AT ALL, AND IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING. THIS WAS DISAPPOINTING. I DID NOT SNIFFLE, THOUGH. THERE WAS NO SNIFFLING AT ALL. WHEN I AM OVERLORD OF ALL THIS SHALL BE AMENDED IMMEDIATELY AND AT ONCE. PROPER SACRIFICES WILL AGAIN BE EXPECTED.

LIVEJOURNAL TELLS ME I SHOULD GET A HELLO KITTY PENDANT. THOUGHTS? I THINK IT WOULD DETRACT FROM MY AWESOME AND TERRIBLE DIGNITY.

(HAVE ALSO CONCLUDED THAT KITTENS MAY BE ALLIES, AS HUMANS TURN INTO GIBBERING LUMPS OF FLESH WITH THEM JUST AS THEY WILL WITH ME. CONSIDER THIS CAREFULLY. ALLY OR THREAT? LEARN KITTEN-TONGUE FOR FUTURE CONVERSATIONS THAT MAY BECOME NECESSARY.)

PERHAPS IF I CAN JAM NYARLAHOTEP'S CALLER ID HE WON'T KNOW THAT IT IS ME AND I CAN GET HIM TO PLAY CRIBBAGE WITH ME. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I AM A MASTER AT CRIBBAGE. HE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED! I THINK I WILL GO DO THAT NOW.

GOOD NIGHT AND MAY YOUR SOLSTICE BE TERRIBLE. I EXPECT TO SMELL BURNING FLESH. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME. OR AT LEAST GET ME AN X-BOX, SHUB-NIGGURATH HAS BEEN GLOATING ABOUT HERS FOR EONS.

DOES NOT APPROVE
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THE INTERNET IS TRULY AN ABSORBING PLACE. I HAVE BEEN BUSY HOWEVER BECAUSE I MANAGED TO TORRENT ALL OF THE SIMS 2 EXPANSION PACKS AND WAS PLAYING WITH A FAMILY TRYING TO DRIVE THEM MAD BUT THEY WOULD NOT GO MAD! AND THEN MY COMPUTER GOT A VIRUS AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT MY TENTACLE THROUGH THE SCREEN, OOPS. AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE DELL DOES NOT DELIVER? THE BITCHES. AFTER THE WEBCOMIC ARTISTS THEY SHALL SURELY PERISH IN A WAVE OF OOZING PUTREFACTED FLESH.

AAAH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.

MY FAVORITE PART OF MY LIFE OR UNLIFE RIGHT NOW IS FANDOM!SECRETS WHICH AZATHOTH THE CREEPING CHAOS SHOWED ME THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE WAS DROPPING BY TO GLOAT ABOUT HIS NEW SOUL COLLECTION WHICH IS APPARENTLY DISCO THEMED. I AM JEALOUS BUT DON'T TELL HIM, I SAID I LIKED JAZZ BETTER. NOW HE WILL SEND ME AWFUL JAZZ ALBUMS FOR YULETIDE. I SHALL HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE THEM, TOO, BECAUSE OR ELSE HE WILL THROW A FISHYFIT AND THEN WHERE WILL I BE? NOWHERE GOOD, I WILL TELL YOU THAT.

BUT ANYWAY FANDOM!SECRETS. THEY ARE ALL SO SPECTACULARLY DRAMATIC. THE OPERAS ARE GETTING A LITTLE OLD NOW, THE FISH-MEN ARE REALLY QUITE UNCREATIVE AND KEEP PUTTING ON THE SAME PLAY ABOUT THEIR EVENTUAL SUBJUGATION OF THE EARTH. FOOLS! THEY SHALL BE BANISHED TO THE DARKEST CORNERS WHEN I RISE WITH THE ALIGNMENT OF THE STARS VICTORIOUS!!!!

BUT THE STARS STILL ARE NOT CORRECT. THIS DISPLEASES ME. MY HOROSCOPE SAYS THAT I WILL BE OVERLORD OF ALL CREATION BUT I THINK I MAY BE READING IT UPSIDE DOWN.

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS? THE NECRONOMICON IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE, I AM ALMOST FALLING ASLEEP WHEN THE MAD ARAB STARTS HIS MUMBLING ABOUT CONSTELLATIONS. I NEED SOMETHING PROPERLY ENTERTAINING. MAYBE SOME NORA ROBERTS? I HEAR THAT IS CLASSY STUFF.

ALSO IF MY FANS WOULD REMEMBER THAT I AM A DEITY AND ADDRESS ME PROPERLY IT WOULD PLEASE ME VERY MUCH, THANK YOU.

WEBCOMIC ARTISTS CONTINUE TO BECOME MORE INSOLENT. I WILL SEND THEM DREAMS THAT THEIR ANNIHILATION IS NEAR AND THEY WILL SURELY TREMBLE IN ABJECT TERROR! OR ELSE I WILL SEND DAGON TO PLAY POKEMON STADIUM WITH THEM, HE IS SUCH A SORE LOSER, MAN, AND IT IS NOT MY FAULT HE ALWAYS PICKS STARMIE, STARMIE IS THE WORST. I CANNOT PLAY N64 WITH DAGON ANYMORE, HE KEEPS THROWING MY CONTROLLERS OR ELSE GETTING THE BUTTONS ALL STICKY AND THAT IS NOT PERMISSIBLE, LAST TIME I HAD TO SPEND LIKE FOREVER GETTING THEM CLEAN AND UNSTICKY, AND THAT IS NOT MY JOB, DO YOU HEAR ME? THAT IS NOT MY JOB!

STUPID FISH-GOD CULTS. THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME LOUSY SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. I AM OFF TO INDUCE MINDLESS MURDER IN ICELAND'S MENTAL HOSPITALS. GOOD NIGHT.

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME
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I AM SINCERELY APOLOGETIC THAT I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN SO LONG. I WAS BUSY HUNTING DOWN THE PRANK CALLER WHO WAS PESTERING ME SO I COULD DEVOUR HIS SOUL. IT WAS QUITE TASTY, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. MMM, THE SWEET TASTE OF INSANITY. DELICIOUS.

I HAVE SINCE DISCOVERED A PHENOMENON KNOWN AS YOUTUBE, THIS SEEMS TO TRULY REPRESENT THE DEPTHS TO WHICH HUMANITY HAS SUNK. I BEGIN TO WONDER IF THE WORLD IS WORTH CONQUERING AFTER ALL, AS THE MOST INTELLIGENT SPECIES NOW APPEARS TO BE A RARE TYPE OF ROCK FUNGI. HMMM. THIS IS QUITE DISHEARTENING.

AH WELL. IF NOTHING ELSE I CAN AT LEAST PLAY FLASH GAMES ONLINE. THESE ARE FIENDISHLY ADDICTIVE. MAYBE I WILL NOT DEVOUR THEIR CREATORS. THEY HAVE CREATED A WORK OF TRULY DIABOLICAL EVIL. ESPECIALLY THIS 'TETRIS' CREATION. I CANNOT PASS LEVEL SIX, AI! IT IS BEYOND FRUSTRATING. I MUST COMPLETE THIS GAME.

ALSO NYARLAHOTEP WILL NOT PICK UP HIS PHONE AND IT IS ANNOYING ME, THE BASTARD STILL NEEDS TO FINISH OUR ULTIMATE MARIO PARTY CHALLENGE. I THINK HE IS PRETENDING NOT TO HEAR MY SUMMONS BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WILL LOSE. FOOLISH, INSOLENT BEING. NONE SHALL DEFEAT THE POWER OF CTHULHU AS YOSHI! AHAHAHAHAHA.

I WILL GO PRACTICE MY MINI GAME SKILLS NOW. TRULY, N64 IS THE ONLY GAMING SYSTEM. ALL OTHERS SHALL PERISH UNDER MY RULE.

I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH AN EXCERPT FROM MY FAVORITE COMIC.

Greatest Pickup Lines Ever!

AHAHAHA. THAT IS TRULY AMUSING.

THE INTERNET IS A MARVELLOUS PLACE
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I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FIND A PLACE SO WONDERFUL AS MY DREAD CITY OF R'LYEH BUT I HAVE TRULY FOUND THE GRAIL OF ALL MARVELLOUS THINGS. I AM SORRY I DID NOT WRITE YESTERDAY, I WAS PRACTICING A GAME I HEAR IS KNOWN AS 'FIVE CLICKS TO JESUS.' I AM NOT SURE WHO THIS JESUS FELLOW IS, AS HE SEEMS TO HAVE ATTAINED DEITY STATUS, BUT I AM FULLY PREPARED TO DEVOUR HIS SOUL. THOUGH IF HE IS INDEED PART RAPTOR AS SOME PICTURES SEEM TO SUGGEST, HE MIGHT BE A USEFUL ALLY AS LONG AS HE WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE MY SUPREME SUPERIORITY.

HOWEVER, MORE IMPORTANTLY! THIS MARVELLOUS PLACE IS CALLED WIKIPEDIA: THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA. I THINK IT MUST BE A MATERIAL OF SHUB-NIGGURATH'S CHILDREN, ONLY THOSE GOATLINGS COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING SO FIENDISHLY ADDICTIVE. AND THERE ARE SO MANY PAGES ABOUT ME! AT LAST, MY MAJESTY IS APPRECIATED. THOUGH I DID FEEL AS THOUGH SOME THINGS NEEDED EDITING. NOWHERE WAS THERE A PROPER SELF PORTRAIT, AND THE DESCRIPTION WAS SIMPLY ABYSMAL. I FEEL AS THOUGH THIS ARTICLE NEEDS SOME PERSONAL EMBELLISHMENT. PERHAPS I SHALL MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON WIKIPEDIA JUST SO I CAN RECTIFY THIS TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

I AM, HOWEVER, QUITE PLEASED TO DISCOVER THAT NOT ALL IS LOST. THERE ARE STILL SONGS BASED ON ME. I AM LISTENING TO ONE RIGHT NOW FROM A REPUTABLE INSTITUTION, THE HP LOVECRAFT HISTORICAL SOCIETY, SUCH AN ENLIGHTENED GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS. AAAH, MUSIC-

WHAT IS THIS SPAWN OF THE VOID? FIENDISH THING, OUT OF MY SIGHT! IT MOCKS ME! I WILL NOT BE MOCKED. NOTE TO SELF: DEVOUR HP LOVECRAFT HISTORICAL SOCIETY FIRST. V. IMPORTANT. ...THOUGH PERHAPS AFTER THOSE AWFUL WEBCOMIC WRITERS. HOW CRASS.

GOOD NIGHT, I AM GOING TO GO DREAM A THOUSAND NIGHTMARES INTO THE SOULS OF HUMANITY. HA HA HA HA HA.

THIS IS NOT FUNNY
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YESTERDAY I LEARNED ABOUT THIS 'GOOGLING' PHENOMENON AND MADE THE DECISION TO GOOGLE MYSELF

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? I THINK HUMANITY MUST HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN WHAT I, DREAD CTHULHU, LORD OF THE DEEPS, STAND FOR. I AM NO LONGER VIEWED WITH FEAR AND LOATHING. I THINK THIS MUST CHANGE. HOWEVER, IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO INFLICT HORROR UPON THE WORLD WHEN ONE IS SLEEPING LEAGUES BENEATH THE SEA IN THE DREAD CITY OF R'LYEH. THIS HANDICAP IS QUITE UNFORTUNATE.

HOWEVER I HAVE SEEN ALSO ON MY EXPLORATIONS OF WHAT IS APPARENTLY KNOWN AS 'THE INTERWEBS' THAT I MAY HAVE SOME RIVALS FOR SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. THEY SHOULD PROVE NO DIFFICULTY, BUT SOME OF THEM LIKE THIS DARTH VADER FELLOW - TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY? NO THANK YOU. I AND I ALONE WILL RULE THE GALAXY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

THERE SEEMS TO BE A DISTINCT LACK OF TRUE CULTISTS THIS DAYS. I THINK I MUST BEGIN CULTIVATING THEM. HA HA HA. CULT-IVATING. THAT IS A PUN.

...I AM SINCERELY SORRY FOR MY ATTEMPT AT A SENSE OF HUMOR.

MOST TERRIBLE OF ALL, HOWEVER, WAS THE DISCOVERY OF THE ITEM KNOWN AS A 'CTHULHU PLUSHIE'. PEOPLE. I FEEL THERE IS A NEED FOR SOME CLARIFICATION HERE.
  • I AM NOT PLUSH AND SQUISHY. I AM A DREADFUL, ABHORRENT BEING OF SLIME. 
  • NONE SHALL BE SPARED WHEN I RISE TO ASSUME MY RULE. THE AUTHORS OF WEB COMICS SHALL BE FIRST TO DIE. EXCEPT FOR 'ANOMALY'. THAT ONE QUITE AMUSES ME.
  • I AM NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. THAT IMPLIES A DEMOCRATIC RULE. MY RULE WILL NOT BE DEMOCRATIC. IT WILL BE TERRIBLE.
AND NO THAT IS NOT AS MANY AS FOUR TENS. STFU.

THIS KEYBOARD IS QUITE INFURIATING. IT JUST IS NOT BUILT FOR MY TENTACULAR ELEGANCE. THIS IRRITATES ME.

NOTE TO SELF: AFTER WEBCOMIC ARTISTS AND THOSE 'LOLTHULHU' PEOPLE, DESTROY KEYBOARD MAKERS. THEY ARE CLEARLY AN ABOMINATION.

ALSO, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THESE 'MUDKIP' THINGS ARE AND WHY PEOPLE LIEK THEM? 

Day 47685039454953872085692...
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WE'LL CALL IT DAY ONE.

SO. THIS IS WHAT HUMANKIND IS DOING THESE DAYS. I MUST SAY I AM DISAPPOINTED.

AH WELL. THE DAY IS COMING WHEN I SHALL RISE FROM MY SLUMBER AND DEVOUR THE SOULS OF HUMANKIND AS ONE AND BEGIN MY REIGN OF TERROR AND MADNESS. ALAS, THE DAY DOES NOT SEEM TO BE NIGH. PITY.

I SHALL BEGIN MY REIGN OF EVIL HERE, ON A - WHAT IS THIS? - OH, YES, BLOG. QUITE A PRIMITIVE IDEA. BUT TO FOUL THE MINDS OF THE HUMAN RACE I SUPPOSE ONE MUST START SOMEWHERE.

TODAY...HMMM. I SENT NIGHTMARES TO COUNTLESS DAMNED SOULS AND DEVOURED A FEW EXTRA. WAS FEELING A BIT TIPSY, SO HAD A BIT OF COGNAC TO TOP IT OFF. TOP NOTCH, REALLY. ONE OF THE FEW TRULY DECENT THINGS THE PITIFUL RACE OF HUMANITY HAS PRODUCED. PERHAPS I SHALL ALLOW SOME WINEMAKERS TO SURVIVE. I SHOULD NOT LIKE TO BE WITHOUT MY COGNAC FOR ALL ETERNITY. MMM, DELICIOUS.

AM FEELING RATHER LONELY, WANT A VISIT FROM AZATHOTH. MISS THAT FELLOW. I SUPPOSE EVEN A LORD OF THE DEEPS CANNOT HAVE EVERYTHING.

I BELIEVE I NEED ONE OF THESE 'MOOD THEME' THINGS. ALSO, I WANTED A LAYOUT DRIPPING WITH BLOOD, BUT I HAD TO SETTLE FOR THIS ONE AS IT IS CALLED 'BLACK PIT'.

ALSO I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE PEOPLE MOCKING ME. THOSE IDIOTS AT THIS 'LOLTHULHU' SITE SHALL BE FIRST TO DIE WHEN I INFLICT MY REIGN OF TERROR UPON THE WORLD. I WILL CONSUME THEIR SOULS IN ETERNAL AGONY. OR I CAN JUST OVERLOAD THEIR BANDWIDTH WITH CONTINUAL UPLOADS OF MY SELF PORTRAITS.

I THINK I WILL GO DO THAT NOW.

GOOD NIGHT.

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