Dread Cthulhu, Overlord of Land and Sea


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THE INTERNET IS A MARVELLOUS PLACE
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I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FIND A PLACE SO WONDERFUL AS MY DREAD CITY OF R'LYEH BUT I HAVE TRULY FOUND THE GRAIL OF ALL MARVELLOUS THINGS. I AM SORRY I DID NOT WRITE YESTERDAY, I WAS PRACTICING A GAME I HEAR IS KNOWN AS 'FIVE CLICKS TO JESUS.' I AM NOT SURE WHO THIS JESUS FELLOW IS, AS HE SEEMS TO HAVE ATTAINED DEITY STATUS, BUT I AM FULLY PREPARED TO DEVOUR HIS SOUL. THOUGH IF HE IS INDEED PART RAPTOR AS SOME PICTURES SEEM TO SUGGEST, HE MIGHT BE A USEFUL ALLY AS LONG AS HE WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE MY SUPREME SUPERIORITY.

HOWEVER, MORE IMPORTANTLY! THIS MARVELLOUS PLACE IS CALLED WIKIPEDIA: THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA. I THINK IT MUST BE A MATERIAL OF SHUB-NIGGURATH'S CHILDREN, ONLY THOSE GOATLINGS COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING SO FIENDISHLY ADDICTIVE. AND THERE ARE SO MANY PAGES ABOUT ME! AT LAST, MY MAJESTY IS APPRECIATED. THOUGH I DID FEEL AS THOUGH SOME THINGS NEEDED EDITING. NOWHERE WAS THERE A PROPER SELF PORTRAIT, AND THE DESCRIPTION WAS SIMPLY ABYSMAL. I FEEL AS THOUGH THIS ARTICLE NEEDS SOME PERSONAL EMBELLISHMENT. PERHAPS I SHALL MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON WIKIPEDIA JUST SO I CAN RECTIFY THIS TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

I AM, HOWEVER, QUITE PLEASED TO DISCOVER THAT NOT ALL IS LOST. THERE ARE STILL SONGS BASED ON ME. I AM LISTENING TO ONE RIGHT NOW FROM A REPUTABLE INSTITUTION, THE HP LOVECRAFT HISTORICAL SOCIETY, SUCH AN ENLIGHTENED GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS. AAAH, MUSIC-

WHAT IS THIS SPAWN OF THE VOID? FIENDISH THING, OUT OF MY SIGHT! IT MOCKS ME! I WILL NOT BE MOCKED. NOTE TO SELF: DEVOUR HP LOVECRAFT HISTORICAL SOCIETY FIRST. V. IMPORTANT. ...THOUGH PERHAPS AFTER THOSE AWFUL WEBCOMIC WRITERS. HOW CRASS.

GOOD NIGHT, I AM GOING TO GO DREAM A THOUSAND NIGHTMARES INTO THE SOULS OF HUMANITY. HA HA HA HA HA.

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