Dread Cthulhu, Overlord of Land and Sea


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SO YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING I KNOW FOR WHEN I WOULD MAKE ANOTHER POST. I AM SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. BECAUSE REALLY, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO USE YOG-SOTHOTH'S COMPUTING DEVICE BUT HE ACTUALLY HAS A WINDOWS '95, SERIOUSLY MAN, AND I CAN'T ACCESS ANYTHING AT ALL. BUT I GOT MY COMPUTING DEVICE FIXED SO YEAH, I'M BACK AGAIN.

DAGON BEAT ME IN THE LAST ROUND OF MARIO PARTY. I AM SO TIRED OF HIS FISH FACE. I WOULD MASH IT INTO A WALL BUT HE WOULD ONLY REGENERATE AND SULK FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND HE IS MORE FUN THAN NYARLAHOTEP. I WILL GIVE HIM THE SCREAMING HORRORS INSTEAD SO HE WILL KNOW WELL OF MY DISPLEASURE. I AM OVERALL NOT VERY PLEASED, ESPECIALLY FOR ONE BIG REASON.

IT IS DECEMBER. WHAT DID DECEMBER USED TO MEAN? ENDLESS SPECIAL CEREMONIES OF BLOOD AND FLESH DEDICATED TO MY RISING! AND WHAT DO THEY DO NOW? CARTOONS. STUPID CARTOONS WITH STUPID DOGS AND INANE HAPPY MUSIC WITHOUT A TRACE OF MENACE TO IT. DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?

LAME.

YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M REALLY NOT VERY IMPRESSED WITH THIS "CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS." I WATCHED IT SO I COULD SAY I DID AND THERE WASN'T ANY BLOOD OR DEATH AT ALL, AND IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING. THIS WAS DISAPPOINTING. I DID NOT SNIFFLE, THOUGH. THERE WAS NO SNIFFLING AT ALL. WHEN I AM OVERLORD OF ALL THIS SHALL BE AMENDED IMMEDIATELY AND AT ONCE. PROPER SACRIFICES WILL AGAIN BE EXPECTED.

LIVEJOURNAL TELLS ME I SHOULD GET A HELLO KITTY PENDANT. THOUGHTS? I THINK IT WOULD DETRACT FROM MY AWESOME AND TERRIBLE DIGNITY.

(HAVE ALSO CONCLUDED THAT KITTENS MAY BE ALLIES, AS HUMANS TURN INTO GIBBERING LUMPS OF FLESH WITH THEM JUST AS THEY WILL WITH ME. CONSIDER THIS CAREFULLY. ALLY OR THREAT? LEARN KITTEN-TONGUE FOR FUTURE CONVERSATIONS THAT MAY BECOME NECESSARY.)

PERHAPS IF I CAN JAM NYARLAHOTEP'S CALLER ID HE WON'T KNOW THAT IT IS ME AND I CAN GET HIM TO PLAY CRIBBAGE WITH ME. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I AM A MASTER AT CRIBBAGE. HE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED! I THINK I WILL GO DO THAT NOW.

GOOD NIGHT AND MAY YOUR SOLSTICE BE TERRIBLE. I EXPECT TO SMELL BURNING FLESH. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME. OR AT LEAST GET ME AN X-BOX, SHUB-NIGGURATH HAS BEEN GLOATING ABOUT HERS FOR EONS.

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