Dread Cthulhu, Overlord of Land and Sea


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boredom plagues me
hahahaha it tttly does
i_fhtagn
MY WIRELESS IS A FAILURE. I WILL SMITE UTTERLY THE FOOLISH MAN WHO INSTALLED IT FOR ME, AND WILL DEVOUR HIS SOUL. IT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE WITHERED AND FOUL TASTING.

I AM WEARY OF THESE CORRUPTED SOULS. I ONLY DESIRE ONE RICH AND RIPE WITH THE FLAVOR OF FRESH INSANITY AND SHATTERED INNOCENCE. AH, FOR THE DAYS, WHEN SUCH THINGS WERE AVAILABLE TO ME BEYOND QUESTION.

I HAVE ENTERED A PROFILE ON A DATING SITE BUT SO FAR THERE ARE NO RESPONSES. ON THE ADVICE OF NYARLAHOTEP I DID NOT POST A PROFILE PICTURE. I DO HAVE ONE FRIEND REQUEST BUT I SUSPECT IT IS A SPAMBOT.

WHEN I RISE ALL SPAMBOTS SHALL BE DESTROYED AND CRUSHED INTO DUST AND LESS THAN DUST.

MY NINTENDO ALSO BROKE THIS WEEKEND. :( I THINK DAGON DID IT ON PURPOSE. I SHALL INFEST HIS NIGHTMARES WITH BATS. FOR SOME REASON HE HATES BATS. I MYSELF THINK THAT BATS ARE RATHER CHARMING CREATURES.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY OPINIONS ON BATS, AND WIRELESS. THIS POST HAS MAINLY TO DO WITH MY IMMENSE FRUSTRATION OVER THE ART OF ASTROLOGY. MY HOROSCOPE FOR THE WEEK INFORMED ME THAT I WOULD BE "BLESSED BEYOND MEASURE. ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TO FRUITION." I HAD HOPED THIS MEANT THAT MY RISING WAS NEAR, BUT THE STARS DO NOT APPEAR ALIGNED AND RL'YEH REMAINS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. OF COURSE THERE WAS ALSO SOMETHING IN MY HOROSCOPE ABOUT "HIM BEING THE ONE" BUT I DO NOT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST NOTION OF WHAT THAT MIGHT MEAN. CERTAINLY NOT DAGON, I HOPE.

NOT THAT I ACTUALLY - HOPE, OF COURSE. IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

IN PARTING, IF SOMEONE GOT ME THIS SHIRT I WOULD DEVOUR THEIR SOUL FIRST, SO THAT THEY WOULD NOT SUFFER. I KNOW MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS ARE OUT THERE. NYARLAHOTEP SAYS MY STYLE IS GETTING STALE.

NEXT WEEKEND SHUB-NIGGURATH IS COMING TO VISIT AND SHE IS BRINGING ALL OF HER YOUNG. OH BOY. THEY ALWAYS TAKE ALL THE BEST FISHMEN AND THEY WILL PROBABLY PLAY X-BOX AS WELL. HEATHENS.

I AM ORDERING A NEW NINTENDO 64. IT MUST ARRIVE SOON OR I SHALL HAVE TO DESTROY BERLIN. WITH DREAMS. OF INSANITY.

THE NEW POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE DOES MEET WITH MY APPROVAL, HOWEVER. IT IS FIENDISHLY ADDICTIVE.

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